The best Fruit???

I had a conversation with myself the other day and it went a little like this....

What is the best fruit out there? Well to me it definately has to be an easy to eat fruit. Im talkin grip it and rip into it!! you know what I mean? The best piece of fruit cant have a peel, cause then it takes a little to much work to start eating. On that note it cant need any utensils to eat it either. No knive for cutting, no spoons for scraping guts out. The best peice of fruit cant need anything to added to it... Salt, sugar or anything else Disqualified!! So that leaves us with a few fruits.... Apples, grapes, peaches, nectarines, pears, plums, kiwis......


Lets start with plums, any fruit thats is known for a fact to give you diareha can not have the top spot, there for diqualified!!!!! They are good but you need about 15 of them to get full... and by then you are doomed with a bout of ASS PISS for a few hours DISQUALIFIED!!!


Kiwis, to small. you need about 40 of them to get full, plus they are furry and green, and kinda look like unshaved nutsacks!!!! Any fruit that is commonly refered to as green nutsacks is off the list!!! There for DISQUALIFIED.


Nectarines, Good solid tasting fruit... Definatley one of my favorites! But can be messy if you bite into a relly juicy one. That alone doesnt DQ this fruit. Although it comes in a differant types.. White, red, and sweet to name a few. The actual fruit you eat gets stuck in your teeth, and by the time you are done eating the nectarine you are in dire need of some floss. There for because of the sheer uncomfort we all suffer after this delicious fruit is eaten, it to does not make the top spot.


Peaches, Another good fruit! BIG and JUICEY, Definatley one of the best out there!!! Not to many things wrong with this one. As with the nectarines, the peach to can get messy and deffinately needs a napkin toward the end of this deliciously tasting morsel. These too can get stuck in teeth, but also like the nectarine must be accompanied by some sort of paper product. DISQUALIFIED!!


Pears, An old classic!! Pears are good but they to have a "pit" at the end and can get messy on the hands. Although with a good pear, you can almost bite the ENTIRE top off after taking off the stem, Still doesnt justify the work that is needed after your enjoyment of this fruit. Washing hands afterward is definately a no-no. DISQUALIFIED!!!


Apples, incredible fruit!!! It is possible to eat this fruit to the core without getting your hands dirty. although it takes practice and hard work, a true professional apple eater has a real good arguement for this being one of the best fruits out there. But on the sheer volume of coreage that needs to be dispensed this fruit can not be eligable as the top dog. Many differant types. Gannysmith, gala, fiji, red, the list goes on and on. but the core is its sole draw back! there for DISQUALIFIED!!!


That leaves us with Grapes!!!! Green grapes, red grapes, purple grapes, grapes with seeds and with out seeds...


So here I am at grapes. Of course these grapes would have to be seedless to start. Grapes are big, small and juicy!!! they can be sweet, sour, or even bitter if thats the way you like them! Very minimal cleanup! the vine is all thats left and thats easy to dispose of. if you throw it on the ground there is no need to feel guilty!! Im sure a bird will use it for its nest or something. Grapes get you full fairly quickly when you eat them. it fun to pluck them from the vine and eat them. you can throw them in the air and catch them in your mouth, or a friends for that matter. Grapes even come with there on holder if you are done before you eat all of them. There for I believe GRAPES are the superior fruit to eat!!!!!!!


Although grapes are NOT my favorite fruit to eat, I must conclude... after alot of thought and analysis, that grapes are truely the best fruit, for the taste, ease, and funness of eating them that they are declared the WINNER!!!!!!