Monday, July 13, 2009

I Apologize for my Nation

I Apologize For My Nation

I apologize to the world for the lies of Obama and the Democrat Party and a vast majority of the members of the Republican Party.

I am sorry that Obama promised to repair our nation's reputation and improve our standing in the world's eyes and yet have him turn around and offend France and profane the names of the fallen at Normandy and thereby embarrassing Germany.

I am sorry that the nearly five decades of failed Democrat Party economic policies led to the abuse of non monitored federal statute loopholes that allowed foreign born spies, for lack of a better phrase, to use American bank laws that allowed the potential nuclear proliferation of materials to enable Iran to receive products to further Iran's nuclear program. I apologize that "someone" lied in the NIE report that said Iran had stopped in 2003 and then later on when the damage was done stated that they had made an error.

I am sorry that America, at the dawn of saber rattling of despot nations, will be cutting defense spending as the opposite should be taking place. I am sorry that missile defense systems that have proved beyond a shadow of a doubt they work will go by the wayside in order to appease nation-states lusting for war and territory acquisitions.

I am sorry that the unconstitutional actions of the current federal government is using extortion techniques in direct violation of their own installed and enacted RICO Laws and refusing to accept TARP money pay backs in order to become lords and gods of all economies of the world.

I am sorry that the communist black caucus with a member from Sanford and Son tagging along think that Fidel is just like an old friend and our Troops that ensure their every day safety are considered to be merely stupid people with guns and fight like mad orangutans to not count their votes.

I am sorry that Mr Hopenchange has developed into the singularly most divisive individual to ever disgrace this nation as a whole and has the citizens of this nation on the verge of armed conflict to reinstate our Constitutional Republic.

I am sorry that the slum lord of South Chicago has revealed himself to be the exact model the American Leftinistra claimed President George W Bush was.

I am sorry for the Leftinistra that have blown their chance in less than 180 days to reign in a Marxist State of the former United States.

I am sorry for the international embarrassment Barack Hussein Obama has become on a scale never seen before in any nation at any point in time in the recorded world's history.

I am sorry for Obama's fantasy and his affliction with "coke brain" and his inability to communicate on an intellectual level without the sole support of electronic gadgets and a computer programmer at his beckon call.

I am sorry that Obama and his staff of liars and promoters of false proclamations of the myth of global warming to such a degree that they find it necessary to heal the earth by cooling off the atmosphere and planting fake trees to absorb carbon dioxide that real trees need to produce the oxygen we need to survive and to inject once bad for the planet pollution into the atmosphere to reflect solar energy.

I am sorry that Obama and his cabal of idiots, moosetwits and intellectually void staffers, including his wife, don't know or are incapable of understanding cultures of other nations which causes them to bow to kings, hug queens and violate the customs and protocols of other nations every time they venture out of their asylums.

I am sorry that the wanna-be man called Obama hates the Troops and when 1500 were invited to visit with Obama in Iraq only 200 showed up. I am sorry that he pretends to care and those he pretends to care about send him a message to drop dead. I am sorry for the obvious fraud perpetrated upon our Troops by The One.

I am sorry that Obama said on his campaign that "we will never apologize for our way of life" and then turn around and apologize for this nation we are proud of, causing an avalanche of fellow despot tyrants to demand that he apologize to our enemies. I am sorry that Obama's character defects are more than he can tolerate.

I am sorry that those promised tax cuts won't be coming any time soon.

I am sorry that the people of Turkey have been so insulted by Obama that they now hate America more now than they ever had in the past.

I am sorry for America that the nation must suffer its fools for extended periods of time to the extent that our Founding Fathers must be looking down upon their children with utter contempt and dismay.

But, first and foremost, I apologize for our own home-grown Liberals that couldn't tell you which chapter and verse of the United States Constitution supports even one of their beloved policies, wishes, dreams and desires. I am sorry for the injuries induced into this world by the American Liberal, no matter their political party affiliation, primarily the democrats in drag registered as republicans.

Originaly posted by Brandon Dye on the northeast armwerstling board.

Humans are actually Aliens

real quick...... Well maybe not so.......

our civilization has been around for 20,000 years???? Thats 1/50 of 1 million years!!!!!!!

Dinosaurs lived 230 million years ago. they were the APEX preditor of the time and we humans were cave dwellers.

Astroid comes wipes out all dinosaures and humans exept for 1000 humans that were deep enough in a cave and found a way to survive.

this was 150 MILLION years ago.

What if that human colony had 40,000 years twice ours!! to develope???? Thats still only 1/25 of ONE MILLION YEARS!!

so you would still have 220,000,000 years unitll today.

they are just as smart as us why ant they do and have everything we have and more if given double the time to evolve as we have??

Maybe that civilization lived unchecked for 100,000 years??? ..

will we have INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL in 98,000 years if we are left unchecked, and continue to advance at the pace we are??? 100 years we came from horse drawn carriage to BOUNCING SATELITES OFF NEPTUNE!!!!!

I THINK SO!!!!!!

So maybe these people (with 100,000 years to advance) advanced to the piont that they left this galaxy?? Maybe they took everyone with them exept a select few to "look after this planet". Bu after the majority left another astroid hit the earth and destroyed everything.

You would no longer be thinking about technology, rather survival. This would go on for 1000's of years, at which time our memories of the past would fade with time. forgetting about electricity, flight, and othe things. replaced by the IMPORTSNT things to sustain life...... FARMING, raising animals, water and the such.

Untill another 40,000 years passes?? what if it did?? and the same thing happened all over again? that would only be a total of 200,000 years! 1/5 of ONE MILLION!

That still leaves 1000 TIMES that much time untill you reach today!!!!! how many paossible civilizations were built and destroyed in tha time period??????

ALIENS are HUMANS from 100 million years ago. Thats my new theory atleast. If an eary civilization was able to figure out how to leave...... say 50 MILLION years ago, the effects of space and dfferent gravity would have to have an impact on our looks if left for that long of a time. Maybe they are us!....., just evolved under different atmnospheric/gravitational conditions!


What do you think?????

Possible????

The best Fruit???

I had a conversation with myself the other day and it went a little like this....

What is the best fruit out there? Well to me it definately has to be an easy to eat fruit. Im talkin grip it and rip into it!! you know what I mean? The best piece of fruit cant have a peel, cause then it takes a little to much work to start eating. On that note it cant need any utensils to eat it either. No knive for cutting, no spoons for scraping guts out. The best peice of fruit cant need anything to added to it... Salt, sugar or anything else Disqualified!! So that leaves us with a few fruits.... Apples, grapes, peaches, nectarines, pears, plums, kiwis......


Lets start with plums, any fruit thats is known for a fact to give you diareha can not have the top spot, there for diqualified!!!!! They are good but you need about 15 of them to get full... and by then you are doomed with a bout of ASS PISS for a few hours DISQUALIFIED!!!


Kiwis, to small. you need about 40 of them to get full, plus they are furry and green, and kinda look like unshaved nutsacks!!!! Any fruit that is commonly refered to as green nutsacks is off the list!!! There for DISQUALIFIED.


Nectarines, Good solid tasting fruit... Definatley one of my favorites! But can be messy if you bite into a relly juicy one. That alone doesnt DQ this fruit. Although it comes in a differant types.. White, red, and sweet to name a few. The actual fruit you eat gets stuck in your teeth, and by the time you are done eating the nectarine you are in dire need of some floss. There for because of the sheer uncomfort we all suffer after this delicious fruit is eaten, it to does not make the top spot.


Peaches, Another good fruit! BIG and JUICEY, Definatley one of the best out there!!! Not to many things wrong with this one. As with the nectarines, the peach to can get messy and deffinately needs a napkin toward the end of this deliciously tasting morsel. These too can get stuck in teeth, but also like the nectarine must be accompanied by some sort of paper product. DISQUALIFIED!!


Pears, An old classic!! Pears are good but they to have a "pit" at the end and can get messy on the hands. Although with a good pear, you can almost bite the ENTIRE top off after taking off the stem, Still doesnt justify the work that is needed after your enjoyment of this fruit. Washing hands afterward is definately a no-no. DISQUALIFIED!!!


Apples, incredible fruit!!! It is possible to eat this fruit to the core without getting your hands dirty. although it takes practice and hard work, a true professional apple eater has a real good arguement for this being one of the best fruits out there. But on the sheer volume of coreage that needs to be dispensed this fruit can not be eligable as the top dog. Many differant types. Gannysmith, gala, fiji, red, the list goes on and on. but the core is its sole draw back! there for DISQUALIFIED!!!


That leaves us with Grapes!!!! Green grapes, red grapes, purple grapes, grapes with seeds and with out seeds...


So here I am at grapes. Of course these grapes would have to be seedless to start. Grapes are big, small and juicy!!! they can be sweet, sour, or even bitter if thats the way you like them! Very minimal cleanup! the vine is all thats left and thats easy to dispose of. if you throw it on the ground there is no need to feel guilty!! Im sure a bird will use it for its nest or something. Grapes get you full fairly quickly when you eat them. it fun to pluck them from the vine and eat them. you can throw them in the air and catch them in your mouth, or a friends for that matter. Grapes even come with there on holder if you are done before you eat all of them. There for I believe GRAPES are the superior fruit to eat!!!!!!!


Although grapes are NOT my favorite fruit to eat, I must conclude... after alot of thought and analysis, that grapes are truely the best fruit, for the taste, ease, and funness of eating them that they are declared the WINNER!!!!!!